Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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