brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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