I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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