I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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