Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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