I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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