can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Damn victory sex feels great
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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