i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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