ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
The adults are the big ones right?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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