***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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