i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
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