You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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