He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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