didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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