I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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