Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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