I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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