you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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