If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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