so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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