Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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