I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Randomize
