I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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