What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
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