did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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