Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
