After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
How does it feel to date your dad?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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