What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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