Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
Randomize
