Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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