I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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