my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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