so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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