Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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