Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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