I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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