She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
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