At least make sure they are 18
Why
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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