So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
