she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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