I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
try to milk me bitch
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