im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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