Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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