why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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