Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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