okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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