You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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