I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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