No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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