Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
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