can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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