How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
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