We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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