All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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