Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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