All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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